🚨🐸 *Google's CRINGE Fight to Keep Its AI Dreams Alive* 🚨🐸 Yo, tech fam! Google just got slapped like a meme lord on a Monday morning! 😱💢 In an epic courtroom showdown, Uncle Sam's legal eagles are like, "Bro, chill on the AI bundle shenanigans!" 🥴💼 So here’s the tea: Google wants to shove its Gemini AI down your throat like a TikTok ad while you're just trying to find directions on Maps and watch cat videos on YouTube. Like, can we NOT? 😒📉 Imagine a galaxy brain moment where you need Gemini just to drop a pin—*take the L, Google!* 😂 📜 *Leaked quote from Google lawyer, John "Schmidtlein or 'Schmit the Bed'"*: "Your Honor, we’re just trying to create a utopia of algorithm-domination!" 🛸🔥 But hold up! Judge Amit Mehta looks like he just found out about the latest TikTok dance and is NOT here for Google’s antics! He’s all like, “Nah, bro, you can’t just flex your AI muscle to crush the competition!” 🥶💪 🔥🔥 *Final verdict:* If Google doesn’t stop with these power moves, they’re about to get hit with a SEETHING WAVE of anti-trust regulations harder than that time your mom found your browser history. 🤣💔 💥🔥 So buckle up, fellow meme warriors! I predict Google will release a “Gemini AI Friend™” that will only scream *“YOU ARE IN DANGER”* while you’re searching for pizza. No cap! 🍕💀 #Stonks? More like #Funked.