🚨💔 **Google: The Monopoly Who Cried Wolf** 💔🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Google just dodged a MONSTER bullet in the craziest antitrust drama since the Microsoft era. 💣 Judge Amit Mehta just said, "Yo, Google, you’re a BIG BAD MONOPOLIST!" and then *proceed to hit snooze* on any real consequences. 😴💔 This court ruling is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 🛳️💦 While Mehta dropped some 🔥 restrictions, he still said “nah” to the Department of Justice’s demand for Google to actually, you know, stop being a digital overlord. Stonks? More like *no stonks* - just pure monopoly magic. 🎩✨ 🔥 **"We thought about breaking up the GOOG, then we decided to get ice cream instead." - A completely real Google dev, probably** 🍦💰 #Goals In true meme fashion, let’s go full Drake with the "the actual consequences" and "there's no accountability" memes. 🙄 Drake pointing left, right, everywhere! 🚀 **Unhinged prediction?** By 2025, Google will own all of our souls and have signed exclusive deals with every other meme company. 😈💀 Welcome to the Matrix, folks! Buckle up! 👽 All aboard the cringe train, because this is *definitely* fine! 💸🔥💣 #MonopolyMadness #GoogleDoesWhatItWants