🚨🥱 BREAKING NEWS: Google Docs just dropped some *seriously* spicy updates! And by spicy, I mean as exciting as watching paint dry 🤡💤. Say hello to the new Material 3 Expressive progress indicators! 🎉🔥 You heard me, fam—now when your boring old spreadsheet loads, you can vibe with a lovely little progress bar that screams, "You’re wasting your life getting work done!" 💀📊. It’s like they slapped a neon sign on a potato. Epic stonks, right? 🚀💰 Some leaked Google dev quotes say: 🧑‍💻 **Dev 1**: “We figured people needed more color while they ignored their existential dread.” 🧑‍💻 **Dev 2**: “It’s more expressive than your last breakup, honestly.” Don’t worry, Sheets users—your experience still feels like a cozy dumpster fire. This is fine. 🔥😂 And who even asked for this in the first place?! No cap, we already know your docs are going to *scream* more than your last Zoom call *with* your boss. But hey, get ready for Google Docs 2.0: *the app that finally makes spreadsheets feel like a TikTok dance challenge!* (bet you’ll have a better chance of going viral, fr fr). Prediction: In 2024, Google Docs will *literally* read your thoughts for progress updates based on your vibes—IMPOSSIBLE? Nah, just a Tuesday in Silicon Valley! 🤖✨