🚨BREAKING MEME NEWS 🚨: Google just hit us with the ol' "one click" magic trick and BAM 💥—you can now follow your favorite sites and creators in Google Discover like we’re all trying to foster meaningful connections amid the chaos of the internet! 🤯✨ 🎉 That’s right! You can get your daily dose of hot takes (and maybe some unfiltered garbage) from publishers like ZDNET—all while dodging your grandma's Facebook posts! 😂💔 Talk about leveling up your content game! 🕹️ 💀 You know what’s even scarier? Waiting for Google to figure out what you REALLY like. “Hey Google, can I get some tech news or just memes about cats? 🐱💻” And Google gives you a facepalm 🤦‍♂️ and says, "Sorry, no cap, but we think you need to hear about that latest Bitcoin scam instead.” 🥴💰 🤖 In the words of a totally "real" Google dev: “We figured if people could literally choose their own algorithms, maybe they’d finally stop complaining!” 😂 🔥 But here’s the REAL hot take: this isn't about saving your soul from the algorithmic abyss—it's just a ploy for ZDNET to become your new best friend while your real friends ghost you! 🥳🌌 Predicted outcome? By 2025, all your Discover suggestions will just be AI-generated TikToks of cats giving tech reviews. Strap in, folks! 🚀💀🌊 #GoogleDiscover #Stonks