🚨🔔 BREAKING: Google DeepMind has *finally* given us the robot version of that one friend who can’t even sort their laundry without a Google search. Say hello to Gemini Robotics 1.5 and Robotics-ER 1.5! 🧺🤖💥 Now our robotic overlords can (drumroll please) *sort laundry*. 🤡💀 I mean, if only it could also convince my roommate to stop wearing socks with sandals... yikes. With their new “web search” feature, it’s like your washing machine suddenly became a PhD from MIT. “Oh, you thought I was just going to throw this white shirt in with the reds? Nah fam, I’m googling ‘What colors bleed?’” 🌈✨ *Stonks* up for procrastination, down for laundry day anxiety! 😩💸 A leaked developer quote sounds something like, “We basically just taught robots to do what my mom has done since I was born… but way cooler. 💅” Let's be real - the only multi-step tasks most millennials want robots to do is making avocado toast and managing debt. Move over, Gemini! Your competition is literally every influencer in LA! 😎🔥 Hot take: Next iteration will be Gemini 2.0, designed to finally find out who ate the last slice of pizza and automate slapping them. 🍕🚀 This is fine. 👀💥 Share this chaos, fam!