🎉🔥🐱‍🏍 New Google Contacts Update Is Here, and It's Giving Us Major *Who Asked?* Vibes! 💅💀 Listen up, fam 👀—Google is out here flexing its *Material 3 Expressive* design hits like it's the latest TikTok dance. But really, who gives a flying pixel? 🤢 Just in time for the Pixel 10 (because nothing says "take my money" like a slightly prettier address book), this update is rolling out faster than Drake switching from 0 to 100. 🎤💵 👻 *Breaking News*: Google devs were overheard saying, "We just changed the font and slapped on some pastel colors, so people will pretend they like it—big brained move, am I right?" (Said no one ever.) 📉📈 Yeah, yeah, let’s all pretend like cozy pastel shades in your contact list make it easier to summon your long-lost friend from high school. "Hey Alexa, remind me to call that guy with the cute dog…but like, can I see it in Material 3?" 🚀🐶 So what’s actually new? A layout change that makes you wonder if you're using an app or browsing Pinterest. CRINGE! 🤮📞 🔥💥 Hot Take: In 2024, Google will replace all its apps with aesthetic wallpapers and call it "innovation" 🚀. Who's ready to back this prediction with THOSE STONKS?! 💸😎 Share this chaos if you vibe!