🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google Contacts is getting a glow-up! 💅💥 Material 3 Expressive is here and honestly, it’s like putting a fancy hat on a potato 🥔👒– we didn’t ask for it, but it’s kinda cute... I guess? So what does this mean? Simple: Now you can slide into your mom's DMs with a more *aesthetic* contact list. Behold, more rounded corners than my last college essay draft! 📚😂 👾 Rumor has it, one developer was like, “Let’s make it look like a Pinterest board during a mid-life crisis,” while another shouted, “Can we put more colors??” 🎨✨ And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, they're rolling out this update to basically every device EXCEPT your toaster (sorry, Carl). 🤷‍♂️🍞 Also, brace yourself for a tsunami of "new" features that are really just the same features, but with more emojis. 🙄🔥 But wait, here's the real hot take: If this redesign doesn’t include a “You have too many contacts” warning with an animated GIF of Drake crying, then what are we even doing here? 🤔💔 Buckle up, fam, this is just the beginning. Next thing you know, you’ll be using Google Contacts to make friends with AI instead of real humans. 🤖💌 #FutureIsNow #ThisIsFine