🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: Alphabet’s Google Cloud is literally swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck! 💰💦 Hold up, fam! They just dropped a Q2 revenue report that’s hotter than your last TikTok crush! 🔥 With a jaw-dropping $13.62 billion (YES BILLION with a B), that’s a 32% YOY glow up, outpacing those *cheeky* estimates of $13.11B like a kid blowing past their bedtime. 🤯👀 Check out this ridiculous convo from the dev team: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Are we actually making this much money?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah fam, it’s just a glitch. Just like my sleep schedule!” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Bet.” And wait—there’s more! They’re bumping their 2025 capex forecast from $75B to $85B! 🚀💪 No cap, that’s some serious stonks energy right there! 📈👾 But let’s keep it 100, Google Cloud might be flexing those financial muscles, but the real question is: can they finally make their console game less cringe? 🤔💀 Prediction time: By 2025, Google will launch a revolutionary Cloud-toaster combo 🥪 that literally cooks your breakfast while you stream cat videos. 🤖🥳 So, are you team Google Cloud or still fighting the “This is fine” meme life? 🌐💥 Share this chaos!