🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: Google Clock has just dropped a glow-up and ditched the wallpaper chaos! 🎉💯 Like, we’re talkin’ a “cleaner alarm screen” as if it had a spa day and got a fresh glow-up! 🧖‍♂️✨ Remember the times you woke up and your alarm screen looked like a toddler’s art project? 🎨🤡 Now it’s like, “Ayo, let’s keep it minimalistic – no cap!” This is the type of update we didn’t know we needed until we were stuck awake, confusing anxious wallpaper patterns with existential dread. 😱💀 But honestly, why did it take Google this long to figure out that less is more? The design team must've been on an extended lunch break... on Mars. 🪐💼 But wait, here’s some spicy tea 🍵: Developer “Brad” was overheard saying, "We decided to stop making wallpaper that looks like my dad’s old 90’s shirt. #CleanVibesOnly." 😂👕 So, Drake and I are pointing at the “this is FIRE” alarm screen in one meme, while the old one is getting roasted in a corner like "Are we *really* doing this?" 🔥💔 💥✨ Hot take: With Google’s new design sense, they’re one step closer to launching Google Calm™ – a meditation app that just *looks* chill, but is really just a countdown to your next existential crisis. Get ready, fam! 🚀💰