🚨🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Material 3 Expressive redesign has dropped like it’s hot for the Google Clock and Pixel Watch! ⏰✨💅 No cap, if you thought the Clock was just for counting seconds, think again! It’s now a FULL ON GRAPHICAL FIESTA! 🎉💖 "Finally, our pixels have feelings," said a *totally real* Google dev in my DMs. "We just decided to give a personality to each tick!" 💀👻 Meanwhile, the Pixel Watch is like, “I am now the actual fashion icon of the smartwatch world.” Drake is pointing at it in an undisclosed location, obviously. 📸🔥 But hold up, fam. Why are we redesigning a clock 🤔? Did we need it to look cute? Stonks are hitting new lows while Google is over here making their clocks look like they just stepped off the runway. 🚀💥 Meanwhile, tech bros at Google are probably in the office like “This is fine” with the redesign while users are like, “I cannot cope with this chaos.” 🥴🤡 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, expect the world’s first clock that tells you how fashionable your outfit is 🤖👗! No more boring time — it’s all about the vibe, baby! 🕺💰 You heard it here first!