🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google Clock Gets a Glow Up & We’re All SHOOKETH! ⏰💥 Ayo fam, listen up! Google’s like “Hold my Pixel” and is unleashing the Material 3 Expressive redesign on the Clock app! 🧙‍♂️✨ Apparently, their aesthetic choices are now more important than actual features! 🤡🔥 Leaked convo from the Google dev team: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Bro, what if we just turned the clock into an art project?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “But they need to tell time.” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Time? Nah fam, it’s all about vibes. Make it pastel! 🎨🌈” Drake pulling the “no” meme at the idea of using an actual clock app for telling time: 🥴🕒 So get ready for those sweet, sweet colorful hour and minute hands that are more expressive than your last relationship. 💔💖 No cap, I'd rather stare at the wallpaper in my bathroom than use this for anything other than “Oops, I’m late!” moments. 🔥💰 PREDICTION: In ten years, we’ll be using a holographic Google Clock that plays lo-fi beats as an emotional support tool. This is fine. 💀🤖 Share this madness because your friends need to know the Clock is now a mood ring, fr fr! 🌀💯 #GoogleClockVibes