🚨💥 BREAKING: Google Clock 7.14 is here, and you won't believe the *drama*!!! 🤯✨ 📱 Hold onto your Pixel phones, fam! Google decided that our lives weren't chaotic enough and dropped a fresh update to the Clock app. Yup, that's right, the CLOCK. 🤡🔥 This isn't just any run-of-the-mill update, it's a MATERIAL 3 toggle! Because why dream of a better future when you can *toggle* between flat design and slightly more flat design? 💀 #Progress 🎨 And peep this: the Pixel weather tweaks! 🌦️ You can now watch the rain move across your screen like your ex dodging your texts. "Hey, where's my sunny forecast?" *In another dimension, fella* 😭🌈 💬 "Listen, I just wanted an app to tell me when to wake up, not a fashion show on my screen." – some very confused developer probably. 🤑 And the best part? This is literally all happening while REAL problems exist, like my bank account slowly becoming a meme with the caption “this is fine.” 🤷‍♂️💸 🔮 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be using a Time Travel app instead of a clock – because time is a construct and Google is just flexing their UX design! #Stonks. Get ready, fam! 🚀💰