🚨BREAKING NEWS!!!🚨 Google just dropped some spicy tea ☕️, and it’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry. 🤡💤 According to the almighty Liz Reid (who is totally not a robot), Google is claiming that the organic click volume is “relatively stable” — like your aunt’s 10-year-old minivan. 🚗💨 Listen, fam, they say they’re sending “slightly more quality clicks” (which honestly sounds like PR speak for “your website is still drowning in cat videos” 🐱🌐). Basically, Google is still repping the clicks like it's Black Friday and we’re all scrambling for memes instead of actual groceries. 🛒🔥 Fake Developer Quote Alert! 🚨 “Dude, it’s like if stonks were a click. Still waiting for my web traffic to hit moon status.” 🌙🚀 Oh, and in a shocking twist, Google plans to prioritize the web in their AI search, which means we’ll be getting *even more* targeted ads for stuff we Googled at 3 AM. Nothing screams “quality” like an ad for adult diapers after looking up how to fix your sleep schedule. 💀💩 🔮 In conclusion, Google’s future click strategy is like “This is fine” meme but in real life. Mark my words: in 2024, Google will start charging us by the click, and we’ll all be here paying our rent in binary code. 💰💻💥 #FutureHustle #CopingHard