🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Google just dropped a blog post to defend their precious AI like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕💔. Apparently, they don’t want you to think their algorithms are the reason traffic to your favorite websites is plummeting faster than that one dude who always shows up late to the gym 🏋️💨. 👀 GOOGLENOMICS 101: "We're all about the web’s health," they say, while eyeing that sweet, sweet ad revenue 💰💰. Well, Google, that sounds legit, but no cap, the only health plan you’re pushing is “Please ignore our monopoly vibes.” 🤡🔥 Imagine a developer sitting in a dark room: "We’re not stealing your traffic, we’re just saying… *What if* people are just tired of reading blogs? 🤔😅" (🔥 leaks so hot it might explode 😱). In conclusion, if Google really cared about *web health*, why not just donate its entire ad revenue to the meme economy? 💀🚀 So, here’s the hot take: AI is just a fancy way for Google to say, “Dude, look over there!” as they sneakily implement their next scheme. 🔮 Prediction: Next week, Google AI will host a wellness retreat for websites. Location: The cloud. 🏖️✨ *#NotARealThingButWouldBeSick* ✌️