🚨💻 *BREAKING NEWS* 💻🚨 in the world of Chrome that’s hotter than a volcano on an ice planet! 🌋❄️ Hold onto your bookmarks, folks, because Chrome is about to pull a *Drake* move! Drake pointing at 🔕 “Turn off notifications from websites you don’t often visit” like, "Yas, skip them cringe alerts, fam!" 🤙💯💔💄💅 But wait, it gets juicier than a watermelon in July! 🍉 Chrome’s latest update is basically like that friend who shows up only when they need something – if you don’t hang out together, NO MORE NOTIFICATIONS FOR YOU! 🤡🚫 So say goodbye to pesky pop-ups from Uncle Bob’s 37th DIY blog you lurk on once a year. “This is fine,” said no one ever. Leaked dev quotes say: 🤖 “Honestly, we figured you’d rather hear from your 12th Spotify playlist than *any* of these ghosts of websites past! 🤷‍♂️” *RIP*, notifications from that one recipe site you never use. What a loss. 💀 So, here’s the tea ☕️: stop letting websites ghost you like that one date from last summer! 💔 🔥 Hot take: In *five years*, Chrome will control ALL notifications and slide into your DMs with “🤖💌 HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT TODAY’S NOTIFICATIONS?” Stay woke, my techies! 👾✨ #Mememassoon #RIPAlerts