🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, FELLOW TECH WARRIORS! Google Calendar just leveled up! 💪 But wait, it’s not AI! 😱 I know, shocking! Get ready to block off time like it’s 1999 because the big G has finally answered our prayers! 🙌 “The most requested feature in tech history is here, folks: BLOCKING TIME! 🕒” said an anonymous developer at Google, probably sipping their overpriced oat milk latte while scrolling through memes. 🧙‍♂️✨ “We thought about making it AI, but the servers were too busy optimizing ad placements. 🤷‍♂️💰” Now you don’t have to book a meeting with yourself just to avoid the existential dread of time thieves! Save the cringe! You can finally say NO to your calendar clownery! 🤡🚫 This is fine... if you don't prioritize it over everything else. 🔥 Just call it a “Work on Task” block and pretend you’re being productive while you scroll TikTok in the corner. 😂 💥✨ Final Hot Take: In two years, we'll ALL just schedule “me time” to avoid notifications from people who think they're too cool to send memes! This is the future we chose, fam! Buckle up! 🤖💥 #CalendarChaos #TechSeethe