🚨 ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS! 🚨 Big tech shake-up or just another day in the Matrix? 🤖💀 Google Calendar just dropped M3 Expressive on Wear OS like it’s hot 🔥🔥 and honestly, who knew we needed *expressive* tiles for our calendar?! Do **we** really want our schedule to look like it’s auditioning for America’s Got Talent? 🤡💅 👀 “Just what we needed,” said one developer we’re calling *SassyDev420* in a leaked convo: “Now my appointments can have more personality than my social life. Thanks, Google *insert eye roll*.” 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the Android phone fam is just now catching up with these *expressive tiles* like they’re a trending TikTok dance 💃📅. And let’s not forget Keep Tiles! 🤪 Because nothing says “I’m organized” like a simple reminder feeling like it went through an existential crisis 🌌💭. Like Drake pointing – you know what, just KEEP it! 😂 But here’s the big brain take: what’s next? GOOGLE CALENDAR 2099: NOW WITH AI-DRIVEN DRAMA! 🤯🔥 Zoom calls will monitor your mood and tune your vibe – be prepared for calendar events based on your emotional state! No cap, this is going to break the internet! 🛸💰 In conclusion: Google bracing for impact while we’re just vibing in chaos! This is fine, right? 🔥🚀 Time to set some *expressive* tiles and meme about it! 🤙✨