🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Calculator 9.0 just hit the scene with its ultra-Material 3 Expressive vibe check! 🤖💅 But hold up, did they really *just* move some buttons around? I can already hear the sound of engineers screaming “BRILLIANT” from the breakroom 😂💀. Imagine a whole squad of Googlers hyping up a function to change how numbers look on your screen! Like, “✨WOW✨, let’s make those digits more expressive while I sit here with my existential crisis over my bills!” 💸🤯 **Leaked Quote from a Developer:** “Honestly, if I see one more emoji for ‘1+1=2’ I’m gonna lose it. But hey, at least it looks pretty!” 🙃💔. Meanwhile, the stonks for literally any other calculator app are seething over this news. You think Quick Math is just sitting there sipping its tea? 🧐🔥 And in the spirit of true "this is fine" meme energy… I predict that Google will soon push a feature to calculate exactly how much time you’ve wasted redesigning your calculator instead of fixing actual problems. ⏳💀 Bet! 🚀💰 So, when are we getting a Material 3 Expressive redesign for my bank account? Let’s make some moves here, Google! 😩✨ #Based #MemeChaos