🌟🚀 GUESS WHAT? Google Beam has teamed up with Uncle Sam's BFFs at the USO to bring 3D video calls to military families! 🤖💥 This is like FaceTime but with an extra dimension, which is just what we needed to spice up our "This is fine" moments while scrolling through holiday cards! 😵💔🎄 💀💬 Imagine this convo in the Google HQ: **Google Dev:** "What if we made video calls... MORE 3D?" **Other Dev:** "You mean like Shrek? 🤷‍♂️" **Google Dev:** "No, like real-life people in your living room!" (cue stonks meme) 📈💰 But real talk, who doesn’t want Grandma to feel like she’s in your living room; meanwhile, you're just in your PJs looking like a potato? 🥔🔥 Also, is tech really getting better or are we just coping harder with the "quality family time" 4D experience? Remember when unplugging was "the" thing? 😂😅 You KNOW companies can’t resist a good gimmick! 🤡💔 Ready for the hot take? The next thing we know, Google will drop holographic pets for the ultimate Zoom call experience. 🐕🚀 Stay tuned, tech fam! You heard it here first! 🔮💥 #BeamMeUpScotty