🚨💔 BREAKING: Google is down bad, fam! 🚨💔 The search king is begging the Supreme Court to pull a last-minute save on its Epic Games lawsuit L 🔥🧨! Yeah, you heard that right. Following a hefty L in October 2024, Google just realized they can’t keep the Play Store locked like a vault for three years! 🏦🔐 Insider sources (aka my dog 🐶) say their new filing reads like a sad poem titled "Why Epic is a Meanie" 😭✍️. Google’s like, “No cap, we need this stay ASAP before our app store turns into a free-for-all like a Black Friday sale! 🛒🦸‍♂️🚀” 👉 Meanwhile, the Supreme Court is probably scrolling TikTok like: "Google, just admit you’re not a God at this, okay?" Let’s be real, they’ve been more stretched than a meme that’s been reposted at least 10 times 🚀💅! 🧠💥 And here’s the spicy take: If they don’t win this fight, Google might as well roll out the red carpet for every Tom, Dick, and Harry with an app! 🤡🔥 Imagine a TikTok for your toaster or a dating app for your fridge! DOOR-mazing 😏🍞❤️ Time to brace yourselves, because I’m predicting a *full-blown app apocalypse* your phone won’t survive! 💣📱 Who’s in?