🚨🔌 BREAKING: NextEra Energy and Google just became that couple that stays together for 25 YEARS! 💑💼 Move over, Elon & Grimes! Say hello to your new power couple: NextEra and Google 🌌🔥. They just signed a deal that’s juicier than a TikTok hack – focusing on restarting the Duane Arnold nuclear plant! Yup, the 615MW beast that got ghosted in 2020 is now coming back like a boomerang. 🎉💀 Imagine this convo: **NextEra:** “We need that green energy, fam!” **Google:** “Bet! But make sure it’s efficient or I’ll send my algorithms after you.” 🤖💀 **NextEra:** “No cap, we’ve got you covered! 🌿” Meanwhile, I’m just here vibing, imagining all the Google Home devices powered by radioactive vibes, serving us TikTok dances and roasts in real time. 🤡💰 The deal’s not just a flex; it’s literally a glowing endorsement for clean energy (pun intended). 🌍✨ And here’s my UNHINGED prediction: If they pull this off, we might see Google launching a new energy drink called "Nuclear Power Punch" to keep you juiced up while saving the planet. Who's ready for that? 🚀🥤 #Stonks #PowerUp