🎉💅 Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the circus of tech drama! 🍿🤡 Google and Apple just pulled a classic “Oops! All Censorship!” moment by kicking Red Dot to the curb like it’s last week’s expired avocado 🥑💔. So what’s the tea? 🍵☕️ These tech overlords claim the app was used to “share the location of a vulnerable group” — because how dare people use tech for, ya know, actual community protection? 🚨🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, ICE is still out here, playing hide-and-seek like it's a dystopian episode of "Stranger Things." 🕵️‍♂️👻 📉*Leaked convo between Google Execs*: 👾 *Executive 1*: "Did we just cancel a safety app?" 😅 *Executive 2*: “That’s a feature, not a bug, my dude! 🚀🔥” Like, fr fr, who needs justice when you have the two Goliaths of tech giving us their best “This is fine” faces? 🔥💩 And here’s a hot take, my fellow meme lords: 🚀💰 Google and Apple are two ships in a sea of cringe, and if they keep this up, they’ll be launching ‘Apps for Authoritarianism’ as their next big thing. 😱💥 Share this if you think the only Red Dot we need is for spotting those next-level tech fails! 🤯💀💯