🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Google’s AI Overviews are the *Thanos Snap* for website traffic, and it's not a drill, fam! 🥴💀💻 According to Pew Research Center (yeah, the nerds who made our high school lives miserable with their endless surveys 🤓), Google’s AI is out here serving up a buffet of information with zero regard for human clicks! 🤖🍽️ “Y’all wanted traffic? Nah, we're just gonna spoon-feed ya the info. Enjoy your existential crisis,” says an imaginary Google developer while deep-frying their hopes and dreams. 🔥🍟 As if we needed another reason to cope and seethe, right? 😤 Honestly, who needs actual websites when you can just scroll through Google's AI Overviews like it’s a TikTok feed? 🙌💀 Stonks are DOWN 🚫📉 (cue Drake pointing at those sad, pixelated website analytics). Google: *“This is fine.”* (sounds of laughter and despair) 🤡💥 Predictions? Get ready, because within a year, your favorite website will be just a sad placeholder for Google search results. "Visit us for five seconds of advertising impact! 💰🔄" So buckle up, kiddos—next stop: 😵 galaxy brain content consumption in 2024! 🚀 Who needs clicks when your business can just *vibe* in the digital ether? 😎💸 Share if you’re ready to ride this chaotic wave!