🚨🔥 BREAKING NERD ALERT! 🚨🔥 Google just threw a billion-dollar party 🎉 and guess who’s invited? Yep, you guessed it: college students! 📚💰 Leaked convo from a Google dev: "We need to seem *really* generous… like buying pizza for the squad after that final exam." 🍕🤖 So, check it: they dropped AI Pro for free (no cap), and it comes with a new "Guided Learning Mode." 🤓✨ But hold on, if you think this is gonna turn all those lazy students into AI wizards overnight, you're delusional, fam. I mean, remember that time everyone tried to learn coding but only ended up with a degree in “procrastination”? Classic cringe. 😬🤡 Meanwhile, the stonks 📈 for education tech are going wild! But let’s be real: Google's probably just trying to distract us from their latest privacy scandal. *This is fine* meme vibes incoming! 🔥😅 FINAL PREDICTION: In 5 years, student loans will be paid in meme coins and Google will dominate the AI therapy market, because your therapist is literally just a poorly programmed chatbot named "Karensay." 💀🚀 COPE. SEETHE. REEVALUATE THE UNIVERSE. 😤🌌 #AIOverlords #HelpMe