"Google AI popping off with 100M users 💀 2.5 Pro Deep Search: 'I’m about to end this whole man's career’ 🔥"
🚨🔥 GOOGLE AI MODE HIT 100 MILLION USERS & NOBODY TOLD US?! 💀🤖 🤔 So during the Q2 2025 earnings call (yawn 😴), Sundar Pichai, who’s basically the very definition of “Mr. Corporate Businessman,” dropped some wild facts. Like, are we really treating AI like it’s the latest iPhone drop?? 📱💸 💡 NEW FEATURES ALERT! Welcome to the wonderful world of Gemini 2.5 Pro - it’s like Gemini but with 40% more “please stop talking” features! And let’s not forget the “Deep Search” which sounds a lot like my last relationship 👀🔍. 🤑 “I’m just here for the stonks,” said *literally everyone* on the call as the stock price did the cha-cha slide and hit the moon 🌕🚀. 🌌 Meanwhile, in the AI community: Dev 1: “Dude, should we be worried about Google gathering all our data?” Dev 2: *in deep thought* “Nah bro, it’s fine. This is fine.” *sips coffee* ☕️🔥 But let’s be real, folks. If you think AI’s runnin’ things now, just wait until Google releases *next-level* AI that can order pizza and solve world hunger. No cap, the future is gonna be *literally* too chaotic to handle! 🌪️ Prediction: By 2030, your toaster will have a PhD and regularly roast your cooking skills while making breakfast. 💯🤡🔥