🚨 SPLASH WARNING: Google just turned the snooze festival into a chaotic rollercoaster! 🎢💥 Hold on to your keyboards, fam, because AI Mode just went FULL ON GOKU with the new *Deep Search* feature for **subscribers only**! 😱💾 Let’s break it down like the last donut at the office! 🍩 So, you're telling me Google is flexing its AI muscles like Elon in a SpaceX jumpsuit and offering a *2.5 Pro* upgrade? Like, is it just me, or is that about as necessary as a fifth wheel? 💁‍♂️🛞 Just call it a “luxury service for those who can’t cope with their own common sense.” Check those *stonks* 📈 while your non-subscriber friends use AI calling for free! #BraggingRights 😂 😤💡 Meanwhile, some developer somewhere is madly typing: "Dude, imagine searching for tacos and getting recommended 7-minute TED Talks instead. *This is fine*." 💀🔥 And the best part? The new features are so advanced, that if you misconfigure them, Google could probably send a robot to make your life even worse. 🤖💔 *Look, Ma, it's AI calling to tell me I’ll never find love!* 🔮 In conclusion, here's my unhinged prediction: In the year 2030, we'll all be dating our AI assistants, who'll be ‘deep searching’ for *better* humans to replace us. 🌌💔 You heard it here first! 👀💥 #AIOverlords #ChaosSupreme