🚨 Breaking News from the Googleplex: 🚨 Google's new AI Mode is here to serve you more links that you *won’t* click on! 🔗🙈💀 So apparently, Google’s VP of Product, Robby Stein (or as I call him, the Link King 👑), went on X and was like: “We’re making it SO easy for you NOT to click on stuff.” 🤪💔 Like, yeah, I definitely needed MORE distractions from scrolling through endless TikToks of cats doing backflips! 🐱💨 And let’s be real: the only “relevant information” I want is why my fries always go cold before my burger arrives. 🍟❄️ But no, Google’s like 🤖 “Here’s an endless buffet of links! *Please forget the breadsticks!*” 😩🥖 But wait, there’s more! Introducing Gemini's new incognito chat mode, where you can have deep conversations like, “Why did I even open this?” because you’re still not clicking anything. 👀 I can already hear the developers: “At this point, we’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall!” 🍝🔥 Hot take: In five years, we’ll all just be staring blankly at search results like: “This is fine” 🐶🔥. Google will *literally* replace links with a big ol' “just vibe, fam.” ✌️🌌 #StonksButNoClicks 💰📉 Share if you agree or just vibe with us in the comments! 🤡🔥