👀 Google AI finally flexing with Live Search in the US! No cap, it's about to get spicy! 🔥💀 #TechGoals
🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Google just upgraded its search engine to "AI Mode" and it’s like giving your grandma a spaceship and telling her to pilot it! 🚀🌌 Y’all remember when searching on Google involved typing? Well, now we’re yelling at it like it’s our dog! 🎤🐶 “OK Google, play my *please stop judging me for my search history* playlist!” 🎵🔥 So they’ve added AUDIO and VIDEO, like fam, I’m just trying to find a recipe for goat cheese! 🐐🧀 According to an anonymous Google dev (who totally wasn’t just my friend Dave), “We figured if people can talk to their plants, they can definitely talk to a multi-trillion dollar corporation.” 🤡🤖 Drake be like: "I️ only search for good vibes on Google!" 👑🙌 Meanwhile, Google’s just out here doing the cringe dance with our data, stonks style! 📈💰 But fr fr, it’s a *this is fine* moment; soon we’ll be navigating FOMO anxiety with *visual prompts* on how to search more efficiently. Hot take? In 5 years, Google will start charging us a subscription fee for remembering how to read! 🤯🔥 Can’t wait to pay for that “free” search! Share this with your friends if you think they’ll cope with the chaos! 🤙💀
