🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Denies AI is the Grim Reaper of Website Traffic 💀🖥️ So, our favorite multi-billion-dollar overlord, Google, is out here trying to convince us that AI search features aren’t turning website traffic into a ghost town. Like, okay, Google. 💁‍♂️🤡 They say their organic click volume is as stable as a cat on a Roomba, and that’s it’s ALL GOOD in the hood. *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 🥴👀 But put the coffee down ☕️ because according to EVERYONE ELSE (including your grandma), AI chatbots are doing the cha-cha on your traffic like they’re auditioning for “Dancing with the Stars.” 💃⚰️ Google’s defense? “The data is just misunderstood!” — SHOCKING. 🙄 (Leaked developer quote: “Just because we’re gaslighting you doesn’t mean WE’RE the bad guys, right?”) 😂🔥 Meanwhile, publishers are out here coping and seething as they watch their clicks plummet faster than stocks in a meme-fueled market crash. 📉💸 Nope, no cap, that’s the vibe. **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2024, Google will pivot to a subscription model for search queries, charging you $10 a month for “premium” clicks. Who’s in? 🚀💰 Because at this point, we’ll pay anything for those sweet, sweet clicks. 💀👻