🎉💀🚨 BREAKING: Google Says "AI Isn't Killing Traffic" 😅... But Hold My Coffee ☕️ as They Change AI MODE! 🚀🤖 So, gather 'round, tech fam! Google is shaking things up like your uncle at a wedding reception! 💃💔 In a recent 🔥 X thread (that’s Twitter, but revamped into a black hole of chaos), Robby Stein, VP of Product (aka "The Link Whisperer") is TRYING to convince us that AI isn't the Hulk smashing traffic. 🦸‍♂️📉 LMAO! No cap, Google is yanking their AI Mode like a sadistic DJ at 2 AM. 🎵😱 They’re all about that sweet, sweet engagement 💰, tweaking how they show links when you search for cat memes OR how to fix your toaster. Why? Because apparently, your clicks are like Netflix subscriptions—nobody wants to share, but we ALL want in! 🍿😂 Robby was like, “We’re making AI Mode sexy again! 🕺”—but honey, it’s still a 3/10 at best. Drake is over here pointing at alternative browsers like: “You should really try those.” 🤦‍♂️🔥 In conclusion: brace yourselves, but not for traffic DOOM; rather for a wild ride through uncharted search territories. 🚀 I predict by 2025, Google’s AI will start sending you personalized "flirty" notifications like, “Hey, you up? I found your favorite pizza place!” 🍕😏 Share this with your friends and let the chaos commence! ✨👽💥 #AIModeMadness