🚨💥 BREAKING: Goldman Sachs just hired an *AI* named Devin! Yes, you read that right! 🤖💰 This ain't your grandma's bank; we’re talking about a financial institution that’s trading its 12,000 human devs for a bunch of microchips! Kind of sus? 🤔 Marco Argenti, Goldman’s CIO, says they’re putting this AI coding agent to work like a new intern who *actually* knows what they’re doing. 🧑‍💻💼 But let’s be real, what does “augmenting the workforce” even mean? Throwing a circuit board into the human coffee machine? 🤡☕ Imagine Devin actually pulling off a bank heist in Roblox – #stonks amirite? 📈 📢 Here’s a leaked chat from a fictional Goldman Sachs meeting: **Marco**: “So, how do we fire 12,000 people without them throwing a protest?” **Dev (AI)**: “Just tell them it’s ‘business optimization.’” **Marco**: “Brilliant! Give this AI a raise! 🚀💵” Goldman’s about to find out whether their balance sheets get a glow-up or if Devin trips over its own code like every other coding intern. This is fine. 🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: In two years, wealthy execs will be combating their own AI employees for promotions. 🤯 Mark my words, folks! #FutureOfWork #CopeAndSeethe 💀