🚀💰✨ BREAKING NEWS: Golden Dome is just a glorified frisbee, fam. 😵‍💫 Is it a defense system or did we just discover the ultimate ping pong tournament?! 🏓💥 So, the White House dropped this shiny new toy – the Golden Dome 🎩 – and Silicon Valley is out here like 🤡 "We just hit the stonks jackpot!" NO CAP! But here’s the tea ☕: startups better bring their A-game and it better not be that ‘creative’ silly putty tech that keeps crashing like my grandma’s old Windows 95 PC 💾💀. Once again, tech bros think they can just slap some code onto this thing and voilà, we got a missile defense system! Like, bros, it's not a TikTok filter! You can’t just add a puppy face and call it secure! 🐶🔫 “Yo, bro, did we just accidentally summon Skynet?” one developer was overheard saying, while another replied, “Nah fam, just another overhyped dome of doom." 😂🔥 People gonna be out here pitching “Dome-as-a-Service” like it’s the next NFT craze. “Buy our exclusive Golden Dome Doodles,” fr fr! Prediction time: Next thing we know, Elon’s gonna throw a rave under it, and it’s gonna be lit 🔥. Vinyl records? Nah, just missiles playing "Don't Start Now" on repeat! 🤖💿💣 Get ready for a ‘Dome-ination’ of memes, y’all! Share this chaos! 💥😜