Goertek flexing on Meta like "You want AI glasses? Pay up, no cap!" 💀🔥 #SupplyChainChads #Hypernova
🚨🔥 BREAKING: Goertek JUST took Meta's AI glasses supply chain and said, “Hold my 🍺”. 🚀💻✨ Y’all remember the chaotic world of tech? Well, Goertek’s stepping onto the scene like Drake pointing at a chart 📈, while Mark Zuckerberg is over here trying to flex a “we're anti-China” vibe like that last kid picked in dodgeball. “This is fine” 🐶🔥, right? But fr fr, you ever tried to wear a pair of glasses while scrolling through TikTok? 🤓💀 So, what's Hypernova? Sounds like Elon Musk’s failed rocket project or that one kid's name in high school who always wanted to be "cool" 🌌. Apparently, Goertek is squeezing Meta’s supply chain tighter than my jeans post-holidays 🍔. Just imagine Zuck on a call: “Hey Goertek, you in?” and Goertek's like, “We’ve got stonks to make, fam!” 🤑🤖 The real tea: this is a classic case of “if you can’t beat ‘em, deal with ‘em” 💔. 👀 Leaked dev quote? “We made Hypernova because regular glasses are just so 2021.” 😂 🔥 Prediction time: In 3 months, we’re all gonna be wearing AR glasses that control our thoughts. You’ll no longer just scroll your feed; you’ll LITERALLY BE IN it. Welcome to the Matrix, baby! 🤯🚪💥 #MetaMadness #HypernovaOrHypeNOVA
