🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: GodRAT Is Here! 💀🚨 Forget the stock market crash; we’ve got a new meme in town! Say hello to the *GodRAT* Trojan, which is totally NOT a J.R.R. Tolkien character but rather a new brain-melter targeting trading firms like they’re the last slice of pizza at a programmer's LAN party. 🍕👾 According to **Kaspersky's** techno-wizard, Saurabh Sharma (who probably rocks a tinfoil hat at parties), these hackers are hitting you with “malicious .SCR files disguised as financial documents.” Bruh, can we also disguise our student loans as “investments”? Chill out, we’re already broke 💸😩. ✨ Picture this: You’re on Skype catching up with your buddy about stonks 📈💸, and BOOM! GodRAT slides into your system like it's CringeMemeCon 2023 🤖🚀. Like, “Is this file legit?” *Drake pointing* “Nah fam, it's giving me bad vibes.” Fake leaked quote from a developer: “We wanted to create a trojan that felt spicy, but like, not too spicy. More ‘mild salsa at a grandpa’s birthday party’ vibe.” 😂 So, what's the hot take? 🤨 Brace yourselves, in 2024, all trading will be done exclusively through TikTok dances. 💃📉 Get ready to trade your stocks using the ‘Renegade’ routine, fam! 🔥🔥 #GodRAT #MemeMarket