🚨BREAKING: DRAKE’S EX vs. MSFT AI🚨 Yo, forget everything you know about tech loyalties because **Mustafa Suleyman** is out here playing recruitment like it's a game of musical chairs at a frat party. 🎉👾 Apparently, he’s on the phones like “yO, come over to Microsoft where the grass is greener, the coffee's stronger, and I might even throw in a free Xbox!” 💸🚀 According to *the Wall Street Journal*, Suleyman is ghosting DeepMind recruits and sliding into their DMs offering better pay and a "more startup-like" vibe over at Microsoft AI. 🤖🔥 I mean, can you imagine? “Hey fam, why work at your fancy tech palace when you can hustle in a garage filled with cold brew and good vibes?” ☕🏠 🎵 This is fine: 🐶🔥 *DeepMind recruit checking their bank account after hearing this news* 💀💰 Developer quote leak: “I've seen startups, but this is the startup-iest startup! Can I even talk about this without a NDA? 🤷‍♂️” 🤔 All I gotta say is, if Microsoft snaps up these brains, we're 3 years away from seeing Cortana lead a resistance against Skynet, no cap! 🤖💥 **Take your bets, folks!** By 2025, Microsoft will be the new Silicon Valley and we’ll be running AI startups out of our mom’s basements! 😤🤑🚀 #stonks #copecity #drakepointing #based Share if you think AI is about to get messy! 🥴👀