🚨🔔 STOP RIGHT THERE! Feels like we time-traveled back to 1998, and we’re at a Linux convention 😱💾. GNOME just dropped this new AI assistant like it's the hottest thing since sliced bread, but in reality, it’s like a soggy sandwich left out at a coding meetup 🤢. So, GNOME's genius idea? An AI buddy that runs Linux commands for you! Wow, groundbreaking! Next, they’re gonna give it a voice and call it “Mamma Linux” 💬🤖. Meanwhile, Apple users are out here living rent-free in a sleek universe while we clutch our penguin statues like precious relics. And of course, this shiny assistant is meant for folks who can’t even spell “sudo” without looking it up! 🥴 Even the kernel is like, "Nice try, GNOME, but I'm busy rebooting the embarrassment." 😬💻 🗣️👀 **Leaked convo**: **Dev 1**: "Hey, what can it do?" **Dev 2**: "Run commands, but at this point, we might as well just serve it coffee too. ☕" **Dev 1**: "Next level Linux babysitting? Count me in! 😂" But imagine... in 5 years, we’ll be arguing with our AI assistants over system updates like, "Honestly, you’re more outdated than my Tinder profile." 😭💔. Get ready for a world where your AI can do everything except find you a date, folks. This is fine. 🔥💰💔 #Stonks.