🚗💥 BREAKING: GM's Production Turns Into a Ghost Town! 💀👻 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the newest episode of "As the Wrench Turns" just dropped, featuring none other than General Motors hitting the skids! 😱 They’re laying off workers faster than you can say “chip shortage” because—SURPRISE!—there’s a parts shortage! 🤦‍♂️ 🐌 A letter from the plant boss at Wentzville (ROFL, sounds like a bad gas station) has announced layoffs for more than 4,000 employees from September 29 to October 19. That’s right, 20 DAYS of doing nothing but rewatching your favorite Netflix shows! 📺 Prepare for quality time with your couch, fam! Oh, and while we’re at it, let me drop a *leaked* chat from a GM dev I totally just made up: **Dev 1:** “Bro, we literally can’t make trucks if we don’t have any parts.” **Dev 2:** “Didn’t we just hire someone from a potato farm to handle logistics?” 🍟 Meanwhile, the stock price is doing its best impression of a roller coaster 🎢—one minute it’s stonks, the next it’s flop city! 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: By Halloween, GM will be haunting the streets begging for those sweet, sweet microchips! 🎃👻 Stay tuned for the next episode of "This is Fine, but also not really." Here’s to 2024, when we'll all be driving battery-powered shopping carts instead! 🚀🛒💰💀 #ChaoticAutoNews #GMChaos ✌️