💔🚗 **BREAKING: GM Says “Bye Felicia” to CarPlay & Steve Jobs is Literally Rolling in His Grave** 💀✨ 🚨 Hold up, fam! GM just decided to flip the script and kick CarPlay to the curb like it's an expired avocado. That's right, folks—EVs without CarPlay. 🤡🤦‍♂️ Who needs seamless connectivity when you can have… whatever GM's cooking up? 🍳👨‍🍳 🔊 In a jaw-dropping podcast featuring CEO Mary Barra and Chief Product Officer Sterling Anderson, they’re like, "CarPlay? Who? We’re inspired by Steve Jobs!" Steve is probably thinking, “Y’all don’t know my life.” 👀💔💀 GM wants you to know this *might* be the best decision since Apple decided not to include a charger in the box. But honestly... this is as cringe as your uncle trying to TikTok dance at a family reunion. 💃🚫 *Cue Drake pointing at “CarPlay” thriving in your dream car.* 🤨 💬 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We want you to feel like you’re driving a retro game console with no buttons. Getting lost is just part of the experience!” - totally real GM employee, 🕵️‍♂️ not a ghostwriter. 🔥💰 Buckle up—this is the beginning of a wild ride where **GM is about to redefine 'confusing choices' while we all cope and seethe!** 🚀💥 **Hot Take**: This time next year, GM will be selling cars with Windows 95 as the OS, and we WILL buy it. “This is fine.” 🤯💀