🚗💥 BREAKING: GM just pulled a "hold my beer" move and decided to throw a tech party under the hood of their rides! 🍻✨ In a totally *not* cringe move, they're giving their future wheel monsters a full brain transplant! 🧠💀 They're tossing in AI so advanced it might start charging you rent. By 2027, your Cadillac Escalade IQ (yes, the name already sounds like a 12-year-old’s failed sci-fi novel 😵) is gonna have more automated driving skills than your average TikTok influencer. 🤳👽 GM's big brained strategy? A cute little “electrical architecture” and centralized computing platform that’ll make the Tesla boys seethe in jealousy. 🤖🤷‍♂️ They’re pushing out faster software and a custom, chatty AI assistant—just what every driver needs while trying not to crash into a tree. 🌳💸 Quote leaked from an allegedly intoxicated GM engineer: “Bro, we’re basically making cars that can drive themselves—like, what’s even the point of humans anymore?” 🤡💁‍♂️ Hold onto your stylishly oversized sunglasses, folks! 🚀🔥 Prediction time: By 2028, GM will reveal an all-new feature where your car will start judging your Spotify playlist, serving up driving tips like a personal life coach. No cap, it’s gonna be B A S E D. 💯👀