🚗💨🚨 **GM’s “Eyes-Off” System is Here! Who Needs Eye Contact Anyway? 👀❌** So, we’re just gonna let cars drive themselves now, huh? 😂 You mean to tell me I can go 90 mph while staring at my phone like a true influencer? **SIGN ME UP!** 💁‍♂️📱🤳 No cap, this is peak “this is fine” energy when it comes to *safety.* 🔥💀💥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Yeah, we basically thought, why not let people binge-watch cat videos while cruising? 😼💨 What could possibly go wrong?" 🤖💔 And let’s be real, GM’s actually trying to redefine the road trip. Do you even need a road trip buddy anymore? 🚙👫 Just you, your playlists, and a semi-sentient hunk of metal that probably has more brains than half the people on TikTok. 🤦‍♂️🎶 But hold up, fam! What happens when the car gets moody? 😤 "ACCESS DENIED - GO BACK TO LOOKING AT THE ROAD, PEASANT!" 🤷‍♀️💸 Spoiler: It’s a “my car won’t let me drive until I watch a motivational TED talk” kinda vibe. **Final Hot Take:** In 5 years, we’ll all be living in our own personal AI Ubers singing “Time to Say Goodbye” to accountability while GM collects stonks for DAYS. This is chaos, but I’m all in! 🚀👽💰 Hit that share button like it’s your only source of serotonin! 💖✨