🚨BREAKING: Gmail’s going full-on Amazon Prime!📦💰💥 Y’all, Google just dropped the *most exciting* update since the invention of sliced bread—Gmail now has a Purchases tab! 💀💸💼 Like, why do we *even* need this? Just a reminder that you spent your money—stonks are down, my guy! 📉 The big G is claiming this update will help you "track deliveries." But honestly, we all know what’s about to happen: the *real* chaos begins when we accidentally order 7 cat toys and forget about it until they show up like an uninvited relative! 🐱🎉 “Why does Gmail think I want a tab for my purchases?!” said literally no one ever. 😤 If I wanted to see how much I've spent on junk I don’t need, I’d just look in the mirror! 😬 But hey, props to Google for throwing us a bone! Now those 'track your package' buttons can ruin your day in two different tabs! Just make sure to watch out for any “this is fine” moments when you can’t find your delivery while binging Netflix...🔥📺 **UNHINGED HOT TAKE:** In 2025, Gmail will be sending you motivational quotes with your overdraft notifications. “Keep your head up! You got this! 💪💔” #ThisIsFine #Gmail2025 🚀 Like if you’re ready to have emotional breakdowns with your Gmail! 🤣🤖