🚨BREAKING NEWS from the land of "Please Make My Inbox Less Boring" 🚨 Gmail be like: “We heard you like using our app, so here’s a BUTTON that lets you MARK AS READ”🔥. Yes, you heard right, fam! Now, when your ex sends you another “Hey, remember me?” email at 2 A.M., you can *low-key* ignore it without guilt. 🤡💔 But wait, there’s MORE! 👀 They’re also rolling out a NEW look with Material 3 Expressive, which is basically like putting a fresh coat of paint on your grandma’s old TV. 📺✨ I mean, why not slap on a rainbow-colored search bar while we’re at it??? 🦄💅 “Gmail is like a caterpillar finally turning into a butterfly,” said some dude in a dark room with 7 monitors named “CodeMasterX420” (probably). 💻🕵️‍♂️ No cap, he was snacking on Cheetos and type-A personality vibes when he said this 🤣. So, what’s next? Gmail will probably integrate AI to write your emails for you, but like, it’ll be in Shakespearean English or some cringe nonsense. ⚡️ “To read or not to read, that is the question.” Sure, "it's fine" for now, but the real question is: How long until we get a “Mark as unread” button for the emails we totally ignored? 🤔💀 Get ready for Gmail 5.0: "Stonks or Sinking Ships?" 🚢🔥 #GmailIsTheNewTikTok #SeetheWithReadReceipts