🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Gmail for Android is rising from the dead like a phoenix on a coffee binge! 🔥💀 Your notifications just got a glow-up that even your mom's Instagram pics would be jealous of! 🌟📸 🚀 That's right, folks! Google has decided that the “Mark as read” button wasn't enough to keep us awake during those boring email alerts. Now they’re throwing in photo & attachment previews because why not? 🥴💌 Can we get a f-ing stonks meme in here?! 📈 Here’s how we imagine the convo went down at Google HQ: 👩‍💻 Developer 1: "Hey, what if we made email notifications sexy?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Bro, that's based. Let’s put photos in there!" 👩‍💻 Developer 1: "But like, no one asked for this... 🤔" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "We call that innovation. Cope and seethe, haters!" 🤡🤖 Honestly, who asked for this? I mean, are we seriously having FOMO over email previews now? This is fine! 🔥 But wait, here’s the kicker: Soon enough, Gmail notifications will read your mind and anticipate what you want to see next, like your ex’s DMs! 💔 So buckle up, fam! The future is bright, and so are your unsolicited email attachments! 💌💸 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be getting personalized GIF previews of our grandma's cat memes alongside every *boring* email. Mark my words! 🤯💥