🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT!💥🚨 So, the FTC Chairman, Andrew "Political Drama Llama" Ferguson, just dropped the most WILD letter to Google’s big boss Sundar "Elon Who?" Pichai 🍵🤡, claiming Gmail is basically playing partisan dodgeball with your emails! Like, hold up, why are Republicans’ fundraising emails getting sent to the SPAM folder faster than my motivation on a Monday morning? 💌🥴 But wait, it gets spicier! 🔥 Ferguson alleges that Gmail is like, “Democrats in the inbox, Republicans in the bin!” 📥🗑️ This isn’t just petty, it’s like when you make your friends choose between pizza and salad and somehow make pizza seem like it has a gluten allergy. 🍕➡️🚫🥗 The timeline is giving off major "I’m fine" vibes while the house is on fire 🏠🔥. Last time these allegations popped up, a judge was like “Nah fam” and tossed them out like yesterday’s burrito! 🌯💩 And lemme just say, if Gmail starts actively filtering emails based on my political views, it can expect my spam folder to get haunted... by ghosting of some serious rage! 👻😤 💥🔥PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, Gmail will have a “Political Filter” option where you can select to only get emails from conspiracy theorists and meme pages, and we’ll ALL end up in a digital circus! 🎪🤡💰 #WeAreLivingInABaseReality