BREAKING: Google’s spice rack just leveled up y’all! 🌶️🚀 Gmail is turning your inbox into an online shopping shrine because apparently, we couldn’t keep track of our packages without a spiritual guide. 🙏💌 Introducing the new “Purchases” tool, which lets you see every single thing you bought online—yes, even that questionable inflatable dinosaur you thought would be a good idea. 🦖💸 Now you can obsessively refresh your inbox while you wait for delivery, because nothing screams “adulting” like being anxious about that package of socks you ordered but forgot about! 🧦💀 Imagine this convo: **Dev 1:** "Bro, do you think people actually need this?" **Dev 2:** "Nah, but we could throw in some tracking on groceries too." *Bro lookin’ like Drake pointing: “I’m not buying that.”* 🙅‍♂️💔 And don’t worry, you can now create a shrine to your shipping woes right alongside your “this is fine” meme collection. 🔥💸📦 🔥 *In a shocking twist*: I predict that within ONE YEAR, people will start naming their packages like pets and holding bedtime stories for them. Mark my words! 🛍️💤 #GmailPets2024