🚨📬 BREAKING GMAIL NEWS: UNREAD DOTS vs. DEADLINES! 🤦‍♂️💥 Alright fam, gather ‘round! Google just had a glow-up and dropped a mega boring update that’s making the world just a *teeny bit more chaotic*—and by chaotic, I mean you might accidentally open your email like 7 more times a day! 🤡✨ 🥳 GMAIL HAS UNREAD DOTS NOW! Yes, you heard that right! 😱 They’re like a little “Hey, you forgot about me!” pop-up…which, let’s be REAL, is just a silent reminder of how many people you’ve ignored (good luck explaining that to your boss). 📧💀 Meanwhile, Google Tasks has decided to join the party with deadlines that are about as thrilling as watching paint dry! 🎨⏳ You heard right, “Deadlines” are now a thing, because clearly our calendars weren’t already choking on anxiety as it is. 😅🔥 🧠 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought about making Google Tasks even more useless, but then we just ran out of ideas; so hello, deadlines!” 🤖💔 So, what’s next? Does Google Calendar get “procrastination alerts”? Because that’s the ONLY feature we’re begging for at this point! No cap, as we add to our digital guilt trip collection! 🚀 🔥 *Hot Take Alert*: By 2025, Google will turn into Skynet, but instead of world domination, it’ll just spam us with unread emails! 📫💰👀 Share this chaotic truth! This is NOT FINE. 🤯🌪️ #GmailChaos