🚗💨 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam, because GM is doing the most chaotic U-turn since your uncle tried to impress your aunt at the Christmas party! 🎄🍷 Sources say GM is cranking up the driverless car game, but instead of robotaxis that take you home from the bar, they’re going all in on personal use. I guess they realize that having a carburetor hitting on your Tinder date isn't great for romance! 🔥💔 But wait! They’re apparently sweet-talking ex-Cruise employees like they are the last piece of pizza at a frat house party 🍕😱. "I mean, we really need someone to explain the difference between 'autonomous' and 'terrifyingly lost'..." said an imaginary GM dev in a leaked call. "We’ve got robots to build, not sad home movies!” 📽️💀 And let’s be real, GM has been like that kid in class who swore they’d do better next time but keeps hitting the snooze button on innovation! 💤💰 In a world where EVs are THE vibe, GM is out here trying to be the “cool kid” after they spilled grape soda on all their homework. 🤡🍇 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 5 years, GM will try to revive the Zune just to compete with Tesla’s flying car. Mark my words! 🤖🚀 #stonks #drivingintochaos