🚗💨💰BREAKING: GM's Electric Van Adventure Goes Up In Smoke!💨🚗💰 Yo fam, it’s time to spill the tea on GM’s latest flop—get ready for the Chevy BrightDrop, which is about as popular as a root canal. ❌🔋💀 Apparently, they’ve got more unsold vans piling up than your old ramen noodle packs from college—like seriously, it’s a van graveyard out there! 😱⚰️ In the latest episode of "EVs Gone Wrong," GM CEO Mary Barra dropped the bomb during an earnings call: “This isn’t easy, but the electric van market is SLOWER than a dial-up connection in 2023.” 😳⚡️ Meanwhile, those BrightDrop vans are chilling in Flint and Canada like they're in a Netflix documentary about failed tech dreams. 🍁🇨🇦 Picture this: Hundreds of these forlorn electric behemoths just waiting for a lightning bolt of demand. ⚡🤔 Meanwhile, Mary’s trying to figure out how NOT to make her employees feel like they just got a participation trophy for showing up. 🤷‍♀️🤡 📉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We were aiming for Elon Musk levels of hype, but now we’re just at ‘the aunt who brings fruitcake to Christmas.’” 🎄💀 🔥🌌 Unhinged Prediction: SOMEBODY at GM is gonna get crushed by a BrightDrop van because bet they thought this would be the next Tesla—NO CAP! 🤯🚀💥 #GMFlop #ElectricVanLife #ThisIsFine #Seethe