🚨🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS: GM's BrightDrop Electric Vans Go *POOF* into the Void 👻💀 In an absolutely shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming except maybe your WiFi grandma, General Motors has decided to ghost its BrightDrop electric delivery vans like your ex after two dates 🍂🔚. That’s right, folks! Just four years after being birthed into this chaotic world, GM throws in the towel faster than you can say *"fr fr, I miss those tax credits."* 💸😤 According to “leaked” conversations from a disgruntled developer (let’s call him Bob), “We thought the electric van market was gonna be the next big thing, like the rise of TikTok dances, but now it feels more like that sad meme of the dog in a burning room.” 🔥🐶 (We said “this is fine” but we lied.) Blaming the slow growth on regulatory red tape and the second Trump administration's *mega cringe* with EVs is just GM flexing its total *cope* AND *seethe* status. 🚀🔋 More excuses than a guy who always "forgets" his wallet at dinner. 🔥 Prediction: In three years, we’ll all be riding around in self-driving lawn chairs powered by potato batteries, and GM will be like, "Oops! We meant to get into that market!" 🤖🌌 Stay tuned for GM’s hot new product: *Invisible Electric Vans*! Because they’re literally *nowhere to be found*. 😅💥