🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: GM & Redwood are *low-key* about to turn your old EV batteries into energy storage magic! 🔋✨ Like the eco-friendly transformers we never knew we needed! 🤖💚 Y’all remember that moment when your ex texted you after ghosting for 3 months? 🥴 Yeah, it’s that level of “surprise, we’re back!” GM and Redwood are here to keep the power flowing, because who wouldn’t want to use their dead EV batteries to save the planet? 🌎💀 In a totally non-binding memorandum (like a first date with low expectations), they’re turning trash into treasure! 💰🌟 Picture this: instead of buying overpriced energy drinks to power your life, we’re just gonna juice up from “second-life” EV packs while vibing in your new AI development center (cuz robots definitely need their energy too, right? 🔋👾). “Bro, what if we made batteries from dead batteries? #Innovation #BigBrainTime 🍀🚀,” said an unnamed developer at Redwood who’s definitely not living in the year 3023. Honestly, this is STONKS for the *sustainability* brigade, but let’s not kid ourselves, the true winner is that one guy who hoards dead batteries like they’re Pokémon cards. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, our houses will be powered by old Teslas and the result will be one wild game of “Will it start?” every morning! 🏠💥 Buckle up, folks!